Festival Survival Guide #001

Let’s face facts. Songkick has failed you. We’ve sent you head-first into the festival season untrained, unprepared and unarmed. You’re sitting ducks out there.

So we owe it to you, our concert-going brethren, to equip you both mentally and physically for the weekends ahead. Festival 101. Here we go.

SAUSAGES

The universal festival currency. Worth more than the beer in your tent, the paper in your wallet and the car you arrived in, a freshly cooked sausage on a Saturday morning at Glastonbury can be traded for literally anything. Cigarettes. Batteries. Coffee. Toilet roll. Socks. Hugs. Toothpaste. An SMS to someone you love. An SMS to someone you hate. Money. Guitar lessons. Back rubs. Fortune tellings… Endless possibilites.

Stay tuned for more festival survival tips, coming soon, and if you’ve got any worthy of sharing – pop them in the comments below.